The Noncompliance of Humans

Yesterday, when Mom and I went on our mail run, 

Nice Lady 2 was very busy.

She always greets me first and then Mom.

(Rightfully so.)

Today, however, she only had

 time to give me a quick 'hello' before running all 

over the place.

So I just sat on the chair next to Mom while she worked 

on that jigsaw puzzle by herself.

She made sure a chair was positioned just right beside to the window.

I wasn't enjoying my harness in the slightest, so

I began to squirm until Mom agreed to take it off me.

Nice Lady 2 never got the chance to visit with us.

Later, the Monday People showed up for their weekly visit.

Monday Aunt, however, was missing.

I don't often see Monday Uncle with Monday Aunt around.

To make matters more unusual,

the humans didn't even watch any of their usual shows;

they just sat around and talked.

BORING.

No decent lap to sit on.

I mean, when humans watch their shows, they get 

all comfortable and recline.

When they talk, this is not the case.

I begged them to let me outside.

They would not comply.

So I gave up and looked as miserable as possible on the back

of the couch.

When Mom decided to pet me I let her know 

exactly how displeased I was.

If only GIFs has sound.

Then my voice would be heard.

"Don't touch me unless you're going to take me outside!"