Overcast

Today I didn't want to get out of bed.

It was overcast and I heard some thunder.

Still, Mom wanted me to go check the mail with her.

I rebelled.

She tried to use the old 

"let's sit outside for a bit before we get the mail" routine...

Look at how happy I am about that:

When we got back, she tried to get me interested in a dead moth.

(Where's the fun in that, Mom?)

Before I knew it she was leaving me again.

Then I remembered that this was normal

and she'd come back smelling like teenagers.

I was bored and lonely,

so I put Mimzy in my food bowl.

It gave me little comfort.

When Mom came home she not only smelled like teenagers,

she had two teenagers with her.

I decided to enjoy my bench.

Mom let me know she still loves me.

I appreciated that.

She eventually opened the door.

It was raining,

I made a break for it anyway.

Mom put a quick stop to that!

So I went back to my bench.

Humpf!

Maybe Mom will play with me later.