Monday, December 9, 2013

Mom Abandons Me

Today that guy came and took Mom away.
It wasn't even Wednesday!

When she finally came home,
she left with Daddy!

What's up with that, Mom?

What do I have to do to get her to say home?

I got up on the back of the armchair
to let her know that she owed me some lovin'.


She's a smart human.


When I was convinced she was going to stay home,
I went into my Ultimate Box of Rebellion
so she would understand my disapproval.


Also because the heating vent is right on the
other side of the wall, so it's warm up there.
(But that's beside the point!)

After I had punished her enough,
I curled up on her lap.


Yeah, she's not going anywhere!