Today I started with a bath,
but my unruly tail wouldn't behave.
Mom took me on the usual mail run.
When we got in I had to fix my fur
all over again!
Monday Aunt came over early today.
I made sure I got prime seating.
I dare the humans to take it from me!
But fortunately Mom's lap was available with
our favorite blanket.
Eventually the rest of the Monday people came over.
I had spent all day sleeping.
I finally got restless and played with Yoda-Mouse.
The humans ignored me until it was time for them to leave.
Then Mom thought she'd be cute.
This isn't cute Mom, it's annoying.
Why do I put up with it when all
I really want is to go outside?
Mom locked the door.
I guess I'm out of luck tonight.