Today I slept in and took it easy.
Then Daddy came home and Mom left.
I was glad Daddy was home,
but I missed Mom.
I lazed about until she got home.
When she finally came home I expected her
to take me for a nighttime walk.
She muttered something about wanting dinner first.
Finally! She put the harness and leash on me!
Let's go, Mom!
Out we went!
But she didn't go the direction I wanted.
We had a bit of a stand-off.
Then we went to get the mail.
We came right home afterward.
I got hyper.
I meowed incessantly.
Then she finally let me back outside.
It was cold.
I came back inside.
She left the door open, so I rethought going outside.
This is as far as I got:
Mom made me come inside again.
Listen, Mom. I don't care if cold air gets in the house.
I'm going to pout about it until bedtime.